hi i'm a self-indulgent, self-righteous white girl. qw33r az fuqq; often femme, forever swooning. I eat Austen for breakfast.
yeeees? ASK PLZ
June 6, 2012
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NEVER forget
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remember to let loose once in a while. if ur stressed lay in bed for a day and chain smoke and watch tv you’ll feel much better for it
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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
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So so so much work to do but had too much coffee which has just resulted in manic power-scrolling through tumblr and panic eating the weird food I...
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I don’t want to be a feminist anymore. Like a five-year-old, I want to close my eyes, stick my fingers in my ears, stomp my feet on the floor and...
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Anonymous asked: Do you think its weird for a straight guy to make a xbox controller vibrate and you know pleasure himself with it?
No, it’s your xbox controller. Make that shit vibrate, stick it up your ass, stick it in your piss hole, put it in the pudding of that uncle that...
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